Venyattaf Wodfodwot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, proud cobra.

Venyattaf Wodfodwot created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venyattaf Wodfodwot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Venyattaf Wodfodwot, she will curse you with boils.

Venyattaf Wodfodwot's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Venyattaf Wodfodwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Never skip in the presence of cats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must love Venyattaf Wodfodwot.

5. Never write about gravity.