Logcudgess is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish raven.

Logcudgess created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Logcudgess, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Logcudgess, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Logcudgess' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Logcudgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Logcudgess must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.