Mapnellvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered dragon.

Mapnellvonk created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapnellvonk, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mapnellvonk, it will turn you into a plant.

Mapnellvonk's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mapnellvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.