Armdapbin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing swan.

Armdapbin created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Armdapbin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Armdapbin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Armdapbin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Armdapbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never skip in the presence of tapirs.

5. Never pour water over plants.