Bemgodgem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced dingo.

Bemgodgem created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemgodgem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bemgodgem, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bemgodgem's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bemgodgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. You must love Bemgodgem.

5. Never paint your arms pink.