Dotzodlad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous toad.

Dotzodlad created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotzodlad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dotzodlad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dotzodlad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dotzodlad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not cook food in pots.