Rapdisszim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow centipede.

Rapdisszim created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapdisszim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapdisszim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rapdisszim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rapdisszim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed pineapples to sharks while wearing indigo shoes.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. You must pray to Rapdisszim nine times a day.