Tanbetlapgub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody yak.

Tanbetlapgub created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanbetlapgub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tanbetlapgub, she will make you grow a tail.

Tanbetlapgub's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tanbetlapgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must love Tanbetlapgub.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tanbetlapgub on top of all buildings.

5. Do not eat grapes.