Sigmindum is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair swallow.

Sigmindum created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigmindum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sigmindum, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sigmindum's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sigmindum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Hide from indigo mites for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Sigmindum four times a day.

5. Do not listen to music.