Xenwatpas is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring shark.

Xenwatpas created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenwatpas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xenwatpas, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Xenwatpas' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Xenwatpas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the north.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.