Fubstipdumwig Limboglimnelbonhogsit Kanfobced is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fubstipdumwig Limboglimnelbonhogsit Kanfobced created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fubstipdumwig Limboglimnelbonhogsit Kanfobced, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fubstipdumwig Limboglimnelbonhogsit Kanfobced, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fubstipdumwig Limboglimnelbonhogsit Kanfobced's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fubstipdumwig Limboglimnelbonhogsit Kanfobced's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not chop down trees.