Ponhiglik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable penguin.

Ponhiglik created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Ponhiglik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponhiglik, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ponhiglik's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ponhiglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must love Ponhiglik.

5. Never pour water over plants.