Fobtenboss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking goblin.

Fobtenboss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobtenboss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fobtenboss, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fobtenboss' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fobtenboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.