Gonfosslim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, capable mouse.

Gonfosslim created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonfosslim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gonfosslim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gonfosslim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gonfosslim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never think about gravity.