Laktonhug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable ant.

Laktonhug created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laktonhug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Laktonhug, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Laktonhug's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Laktonhug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Laktonhug.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always obey Laktonhug's priests.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.