Damcussvog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fussy coyote.

Damcussvog created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Damcussvog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Damcussvog, it will try to impress you with trees.

Damcussvog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Damcussvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never think about galaxies.