Busgombarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful seal.

Busgombarn created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Busgombarn, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Busgombarn, it will refuse to believe in you.

Busgombarn's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Busgombarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never talk about fire.