Kimsinfar is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, strong human.

Kimsinfar created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimsinfar, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimsinfar, it will strike you with lightening.

Kimsinfar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kimsinfar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Kimsinfar loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear green clothing.