Veenfagtal is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless dugong.

Veenfagtal created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenfagtal, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veenfagtal, it will destroy your home solar system.

Veenfagtal's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Veenfagtal's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five titanium sculptures of Veenfagtal on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veenfagtal.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never mention badgers.