Larnbunbess is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful mink.

Larnbunbess created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnbunbess, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larnbunbess, it will manifest in front of you.

Larnbunbess' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Larnbunbess' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larnbunbess.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.