Bosstignurl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest centaur.

Bosstignurl created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bosstignurl, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bosstignurl, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bosstignurl's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bosstignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Bosstignurl loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bosstignurl.