Tonkzigjip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able hamster.

Tonkzigjip created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkzigjip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tonkzigjip, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tonkzigjip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tonkzigjip's Holy Commandments

1. Tonkzigjip loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about gulls.