Cadlithak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unjust cat.

Cadlithak created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadlithak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cadlithak, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cadlithak's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cadlithak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never skip near dogs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.