Rillvog Gepnegnel is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody lizard.

Rillvog Gepnegnel created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillvog Gepnegnel, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rillvog Gepnegnel, she will remove you from existence.

Rillvog Gepnegnel's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rillvog Gepnegnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.