Pibnurhigfligbad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful mouse.

Pibnurhigfligbad created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Pibnurhigfligbad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pibnurhigfligbad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pibnurhigfligbad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pibnurhigfligbad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Pibnurhigfligbad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect four nickel sculptures of Pibnurhigfligbad on top of important buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must pray to Pibnurhigfligbad six times a day.