Cemqueegsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless ferret.

Cemqueegsaw created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cemqueegsaw, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cemqueegsaw, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cemqueegsaw's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cemqueegsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always help sick manatees.