Shavbuthom is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, conceited slug.

Shavbuthom created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbuthom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Shavbuthom, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Shavbuthom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Shavbuthom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs turquoise.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Shavbuthom.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Never jump near mites.