Listrowvid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful hedgehog.

Listrowvid created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Listrowvid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Listrowvid, it will manifest in front of you.

Listrowvid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Listrowvid's Holy Commandments

1. Listrowvid loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Never feed limes to goats while wearing turquoise boots.

3. You must love Listrowvid.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Listrowvid's priests.