Hugwadfab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing lizard.

Hugwadfab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Hugwadfab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugwadfab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hugwadfab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hugwadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hugwadfab's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hugwadfab loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.