Cepvegzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable hummingbird.

Cepvegzed created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepvegzed, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cepvegzed, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cepvegzed's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cepvegzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away from black great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.