Bummutban is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish pigeon.

Bummutban created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bummutban, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bummutban, he will turn you into a slug.

Bummutban's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bummutban's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.