Lundiss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omniscient fly.

Lundiss created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lundiss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lundiss, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lundiss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lundiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five geese approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not kill hamsters.