Bossgovlid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent parrot.

Bossgovlid created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bossgovlid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bossgovlid, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bossgovlid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bossgovlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near capybaras.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Fast once a month.