Lid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omniscient bat.

Lid created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lid, it will turn you into a frog.

Lid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lid.