Pomfod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast coyote.

Pomfod created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomfod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pomfod, he will turn you into a mole.

Pomfod's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pomfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Worship no other gods but Pomfod.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Erect six zinc sculptures of Pomfod on top of important buildings.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.