Jip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable toad.

Jip created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jip, he will destroy your favourite star.

Jip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Jip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Never wear magenta skirts.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.