Cedwitrig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid wasp.

Cedwitrig created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedwitrig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cedwitrig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cedwitrig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cedwitrig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about nebulae.