Getrowfar is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable duck.

Getrowfar created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getrowfar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Getrowfar, it will boil you in a big pot.

Getrowfar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Getrowfar's Holy Commandments

1. Getrowfar loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Getrowfar must be the most important thing in your life.