Kongoncud is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured spider.

Kongoncud created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kongoncud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kongoncud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Kongoncud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Kongoncud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Kongoncud loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kongoncud.

5. Never think about black holes.