Mutquimbass Jadrillcin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous raven.

Mutquimbass Jadrillcin created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutquimbass Jadrillcin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mutquimbass Jadrillcin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mutquimbass Jadrillcin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mutquimbass Jadrillcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mutquimbass Jadrillcin on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mutquimbass Jadrillcin.