Hugkinfab Sathin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid elephant.

Hugkinfab Sathin created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugkinfab Sathin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hugkinfab Sathin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hugkinfab Sathin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hugkinfab Sathin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Hugkinfab Sathin loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not listen to music.