Weedavcep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing lizard.

Weedavcep created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weedavcep, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Weedavcep, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Weedavcep's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Weedavcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never laugh in holy places.