Bamtagven is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered fox.

Bamtagven created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Bamtagven, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bamtagven, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bamtagven's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bamtagven's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Put Bamtagven first in all things.

5. Do not commit murder.