Fundabmapquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous crocodile.

Fundabmapquaf created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fundabmapquaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fundabmapquaf, she will turn you into a snail.

Fundabmapquaf's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fundabmapquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fundabmapquaf.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never laugh near otters.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.