Gubgamboss is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, deceitful shrew.

Gubgamboss created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubgamboss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gubgamboss, she will turn you into a slug.

Gubgamboss' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gubgamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.