Kanjamcud Davgublarg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable slug.

Kanjamcud Davgublarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Kanjamcud Davgublarg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kanjamcud Davgublarg, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kanjamcud Davgublarg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Kanjamcud Davgublarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Kanjamcud Davgublarg on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Kanjamcud Davgublarg loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.