Nadguddub is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome snail.

Nadguddub created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Nadguddub, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nadguddub, it will strike you with lightening.

Nadguddub's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nadguddub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the south.