Tailyarlvid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, all-powerful penguin.

Tailyarlvid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailyarlvid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailyarlvid, he will not invite you to parties.

Tailyarlvid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tailyarlvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never mention monkeys.