Rapvedduss Mipwodgep is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic frog.

Rapvedduss Mipwodgep created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapvedduss Mipwodgep, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapvedduss Mipwodgep, she will strike you with lightening.

Rapvedduss Mipwodgep's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rapvedduss Mipwodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.