Rawkamlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish cat.

Rawkamlarp created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawkamlarp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawkamlarp, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rawkamlarp's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rawkamlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. You must love Rawkamlarp.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.